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oh, Pasqual Day!


Oh, Pasqual Day!

based on Oh, Holy Night, by sir Adolphe Adam

 O Pasqual’s friends, the Sun’s already shining;

it is the day of the dear Pasqual birth!
As Pasqual’s friends, you surely must rejoice,

‘cause again he went to each of us!

A thrill of hope, thirty seven years,
are now since he appeared to light the world!

Shine with your hearts, you are the Pasqual’s friends!
O day divine, O day when Pasq was born!
O day, O Pasqual day, O day divine!

It was for sure a very special moment

when Pasqual came to the world!

In the hospital the doctors were awaiting,

before of them professionals were too!
Then he was born to save our television!

and we must know how to obey to him!

Dear Pasqual, now, prepares our future,

he knows what’s need, banality is to avoid.
Listen to him! Always follow his blog!

Listen to him! Always follow his blog!
Truly he taught how to create a schedule

to optimize audiences and costs.

Shows are fine and news more interesting

if you do by heeding him!

Let’s celebrate, o, Pasqual’s dear naissance

which happened on February, the 3rd!

Let’s all within remember name and surname!

Pasqual is with us! O, have joy forever!

His big genius evermore proclaim!

His mastermind evermore proclaim!

PS: I do these things in moments of solitude, it is not megalomania…


Hark! The Pasqual’s Angels sing!

HARK! THE PASQUAL’S ANGELS SING!

(based on Hark! The herald Angels sing!, by Charles Wesley)

Hark! The Pasqual’s angels sing

Pasqual now is your new king!”

Shows and news and mercy mild,

alsoSinners’, just for SKY!

Nice background and good tidings,

how many are his skills?

What a truth in this proclaim,

Pasqual’s in any TV claim!

Hark! The Pasqual’s angels sing

Pasqual now is your new king!”

 All the stars for him arise

saying hello to a man so nice!

For a great Fate indeed he’s come

and 2013 will have some!

Bald but sexy really is he,

hansome and fine, of errors free!

Everybody sing with me:

Pasqual is a genius isn’t he?

Hark! The Pasqual’s angels sing

Pasqual now is (y)our new king!”

 Have a Christmas, my dear friend

like it is in your best dreams!

Light and life Pasqual brings

with creativity in his wings!

Mild he lays his glory by

so that banality may die!

Follow him and your gift,

as a Phoenix, will be a rebirth!

Hark! The Pasqual’s Angels sing:

Pasqual now is (y)our new king!”


happy birthday to me!

CANTICORUM PASCHALI IUBILO

(sulle note di Canticorum iubilo, di Haendel)  

  

Rit. CANTICORUM IUBILO PASCHALI MAGNO PSALLITE! (2 v.)

CANETE OMNES DIVO PASCHALI,
QUIA EST GENIUS MAGNÆ VIRTUTIS!
Rit.
HODIE CELEBRAMUS GENETLIACUM,
TRIGINTA ET UNUM ANNI SUNT ILLUS NOBISCUM EST!
Rit.
PLURILAUREATUS EST PASCHALIS SED SYMPATHICUS
SAGACITAS SUA EST CLARA, HOMO ACUTISSIMUS!
Rit.
LAUDATE PASCHALINUM, INTELLIGENTIAM SUAM,
IN VITA SUA ACCUMULAVIT PLURIMOS HONORES!
Rit.
EXULTATE IN PASCHALI TOTO CORDE
ASTRA SIDERAQUE TOTA IN NOMINE SUO CANENT!
rit.

© Pasquale Curatola 2005


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